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General / The dbot Thread
« Last post by Dintiradan on 14 September 2017, 12:15:57 AM »
Welcome to the dbot thread, the thread dedicated to everyone's second-favourite chatbot.  Here's where I make announcements for upcoming changes, and you can make requests for new features, and I can in turn explain why I'm too lazy to implement them.

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It's been over two months since I implemented the new priority system, and the last of the old welcomes are almost out of the queue. Starting sometime today, dbot welcomes based on current events will move through the queue faster (compared to other welcomes submitted by me; welcomes submitted by other users and welcomes tagged for a specific user or event will have an even higher priority, as has been the case for the past couple months).

There is one problem, though. These higher priority welcomes have been piling up as dbot has been going through the old welcomes. Once those are done, expect to have over fifty welcomes based on "current events".

What I'm saying is that you should expect about a week of nothing but Trump welcomes.

Once that's done and over with, things will go back to normal, and topical welcomes will be used when they're still relevant (no more 'covfefe' jokes months after they're old). But still. Brace yourselves for the oncoming storm.
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Spam / Re: The Quote Collection Game: Renaissance
« Last post by Iffy on 05 September 2017, 05:27:32 PM »
(16:17:02) Trenton.: Fuck me in the fist
(16:17:36) Callie: isn't that just a handjob
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Spiderweb Software / Re: Subterra Outpost (Hype)
« Last post by Babongza on 04 September 2017, 02:30:13 AM »
You make me more knowledgeable. I like all of you very much
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Spam / Re: The Quote Collection Game: Renaissance
« Last post by Dintiradan on 18 August 2017, 11:35:29 AM »
Can confirm: actually happened. dbot has a "broadcast" command, which would let me spoof a fortune message, but it wouldn't replace the automatic response that dbot would post to someone using the "fortune" command. Currently, the only dbot feature that I can modify on the fly is welcomes.
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Spam / Re: The Quote Collection Game: Renaissance
« Last post by sylae on 18 August 2017, 02:37:40 AM »
actually happened. either that or dinti hard-coded it in a minute span :P
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Spam / Re: Do you randomly run into Arancaytar on the Internet?
« Last post by Arancaytar on 18 August 2017, 02:37:09 AM »
I shitpost in many places, and usually am not creative enough for more than one pseudonym. :P

(Also, I am addicted to the reddits.)

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I am Arancaytar:    4

I haven't yet, but it seems like I'm going to run into one of the others at some point.
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Spam / Re: The Quote Collection Game: Renaissance
« Last post by Arancaytar on 18 August 2017, 02:35:10 AM »
(20:17:46) (Divine Keira) [sylae]: (whispers to dbot [dbot]) submit https://i.redd.it/8hots41ns7bz.jpg
(20:17:47) dbot: (whispers) Thank you for your submission!
(20:23:39) dintiradan [dintiradan]: The best thing about Sylae's dbot submissions is that I don't have to ask "is this kind of stuff okay for the chat? Is it going too far?"
(20:23:54) (Divine Keira): because its always okay, right?
(20:23:59) (Divine Keira): :)
(20:24:37) (Divine Keira): because that one was basically !dbot fortune in a nutshell
(20:24:56) (Divine Keira): !dbot fortune
(20:24:56) dbot: *opens a fortune cookie for Divine Keira*:
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.

Did that just happen, or did Dinti mess with the bot? :P
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Spam / Re: The Quote Collection Game: Renaissance
« Last post by Wrath on 17 August 2017, 08:28:30 PM »
[21:49:19] <Iffy> I do prey on lesbians
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Spam / Do you randomly run into Arancaytar on the Internet?
« Last post by sylae on 24 July 2017, 02:11:13 PM »
is this really a thing i thought it was just me
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